"Yes, he eats fire, craps lightning and drinks beers twice.... nay thrice, his size"
I'm not sure if this is agony or ecstasy. I'll choose ecstasy.
Belgian Coke has a new flavor, "hint of baby urine".
C'mon, just a hint?
"...then some French count challenges me to duel on the banjo. Even in designer Swedish jeans, fingerpicks made of beer caps, and a Belgian banjo, he proved no match for my cougar-like prowess..."
We found the Candy Shop. Someone inform 50; its really just a candy shop.