Life and times of Hans Pierre Schlomo Presley.
Had Tirzah's spinach soup last night--hoe y'all are having a blast adn Tirzah is enjoying being AWOL.
didn't mean to cakk either of you a hoe--can't type...hoPe
Coy Buckley, or Pierre(the name he hides behind), has had full body lice since 1981. They multiply daily, but he refuses to seek medical attention as they are his only friends. Every day he chews up worms(84) like a momma bird, and makes them into a paste that he rubs all over his body to nourish the pests. Sadly, Coy spends hours a day listening and talking to his 'friends'. He once heard them speak of a plot that they had hatched to escape his revolting body(this is true). So he wrapped himself in saran wrap for 3 years and 4 months to keep them captive. He is a simpleton and an imbecile. Please pray for his wife and child daily. Oh yeah, he keeps live cats in an overcoat that he wears 365 days a year.
wish i could have been there
ya'll looked like you had a blast! miss you guys, but hope all is well :-)
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